gun surgery

I'm totally excited about this! 

Make my dream come true

and get me a weapon implant!

(I'm willing to travel the world,

and give all my savings

to some creepy doc

who will probably fuck up)

pink eyes' mangina

No blood during the Brussels Fucked Up show, but hugs and kisses and jumping on Pink Eyes' naked sweaty back instead. 

More pics on vice.

After the show I got a fucking great idea, 

so I stepped up to Pink Eyes 

and asked him to pose for me

and so he did! 

Naked!

The shots rock and the dude is an angel!

Teaser coming soon (so keep your eyes wide open bears!)

call for entries

click the pic

green cassette

Girls From Omsk, The Army, D-day

pictures on vice

and some more here

(and some more to come from Justice & co on film)

rewind please

The moment Jacko died I was watching Sunshine Cleaning, a comedy slash drama about cleaning up the mess after death. (Duh!) Starring Emily Blunt, an actress I always forget about, but who makes me enjoy the movies more only by being in them.

I also saw American Teen, a docu about acne and not wanting to go to school. Maybe I would be friends with Hannah, but probably I would not be friends with any one.

I also saw Ned Flanders wearing a fckng awesome t-shirt, which reminded me instantly of all the other tv shows I used to watch as a kid and have forgotten about.

Like my all time favourite...

I remember Kevin squeeze out a spot, 

which transformed the future for me into some eerie gruesome monster.

Talking about the future, soon we will all wear jeggings.

Actually, I'm already wearing them without being aware of wearing them. To come up with a new name for an old thing is the best way to upgrade it to something special.

For me the future will always be a monster.

Ein, zwei, we all gonna die!

But first we become fat

Pink Cassette

I like music for men

I took this pic from Beth Ditto from The Gossip

at their first Belgian gig, years ago. 

Sweaty lesbians all over the place,

climbing on stage to hug her.

The concert was mindblowing!

And I'm still very happy with this pic.

you know what I did last weekend (125M project)

while we were sleeping

to shit or to pee your pants?

I saw a lot of horror movies in my life; and with a lot I mean A LOT. Each time, I hope this movie will finally scare the shit out of me. But it never does. Then, I think back at how IT almost made me pee my pants when I was a kiddo. And I really start to miss it. Just when I gave up my search for the thrill, I saw Martyrs. And, for the first time in twenty years, I had to sleep with the lights on. It's horror without the B-side, it's drama without the weep, it's docu without documenting something. Not for sissies.

PS: I miss the time I got paid to watch movies...

are you a dickhead?

I don't wanna sound like a missionary, but can't help to care about animals.  Just wanna say you should shop sensible, because you can.

In every (Belgian) town you will find The Body Shop, Kruidvat, Hema, Ethos, De Tuinen and Lush. And if you are planning to go score some weet in Holland, drop by at Trekpleister (NL) or Albert Heijn (NL). 

So you have NO EXCUSE!

Buy M.A.C., Estée Lauder, Clinique, Labello or Bobbi Brown instead of Dove, Garnier, Vichy, Lancôme or Maybelline. It's not a big effort, you know.

YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THEM! AREN'T YOU!?

If not, you have blood on your hands and molested dead bodies on your conscience! creep!

For the DO and DO NOT lists, check
http://search.caringconsumer.com

how often can you say fuck in one sentence?

A fucking amazing Gallows show last night! Love and fuck you!

PLAY

movies I have seen these past weeks 

and you should too

BECAUSE

she has style! and really funny ears (like me)

we all like a good movie

you also like to see (SPOILR ALERT!) brats killing people simply bc they're bored

tattooing your eyelids is a fucking great idea

we also count points while driving the car

beaten up losers is the best thing one can do

playing stupid games with your friends is what makes you happy

Girls From Omsk, the event

Pretty girls guaranteed!

T-shirts you can buy me for my Birthday

If you find me this one, I will be your BF 4 EVER!

another gig

New Found Glory and youmeatsix punked the AB...

gramps vs babyfaces!

The next day Me First and the Gimme Gimmes played, 

but had to skip them. damn. anyway, this week: Gallows!

And also looking forward to see Fucked Up later this month.

Please, bleed4me!

Girls From Omsk. The prequel part 2

harsh times

Roll'on

Just developed my first roll of film that came from my new Yashica T4. 

(You don't even see the splendid quality bc of the bad scans. I need a pro scan, NOW!)

Anyway, we went to Pinkpop on monday, to moshpit with Billy Talent (my boys!), to dance to The Ting Tings (who rocked the shed) and to see Katy Perry. I was too lazy to go for a portrait, but do snapped miss Perry's highly modest name tag.

We skipped main act Snow Patrol, understandably, and went searching for some cheap food. Before we ate our onion rings and disgusting cheese nuggets in the trunk of our car (which was really romantic), I did some sissy 'deathproof' ride. I'm a Chicken, wannabe zoë!

1982 is gradually making a career of NOT playing in concert halls.

This time they rocked a gallery and the skatepark.

My film with the pics of them actually playing, is totally fucked up. 

That's the shit that makes me sometimes feel like the dude in this pic.

Just for a sec.

GRANNYS, GRAMPS and CATS

Since we bought our mini bikes, another world opened up for me. I met some cool people, like this granny and gramp who have devoted their lives to the street cats of the neighbourhood. They've build some cute little cathouses, and they come by every single day to feed the dears. Woow. Respect for the oldies!

I also met sheep, buffalos and a sexy oldtimer that makes me drool

(I don't know what was wrong with the film, guess it doesn't digg animals, but I kinda like it)

Anyway, anyhow, summer finally arrived (but I don't have a balcony!)

WE TRIED TO SAVE THE SEAWORMS FROM THE BAD GUY

a day at the sea with my boy, my mother in law and my snapcam.

Girls From Omsk. The prequel part 1

redrum

pussy is the new cleavage

When Vice used this pic for the Do's & Don'ts section

I was thinking about some other pics I took that evening,

think they are quite...euhm...entertaining!

CATSHIT (125M project)

THE PAST WEEKS ON FILM
MUSIC




FRIENDS




ART...? NOT!

BABY

BBQ

BIG SCARS for THE WORD MAGAZINE

I show you mine if you show me yours



and also in this issue, the final Yvan David



read the word magazine online

Love,
BIG FLASH

CHICKENS!

No English version of the previous post anymore.
OOPS
Vice UK is scared of the angry homoseksuals
...booooh...
they shit their pants...
and removed my gay pride blog....
oooohow...
....
let's show a shit pic instead...
...yeay right....d'oh!

GAYS ARE FOR PARADES

I did a blog about the gay pride on viceland, which people say is realy funny (so go read it in dutch or in english)

I wanted to give you some extra's

such as the 40 year old skate bitch

the girl that is in the wrong parade

pokemon who is looking at me, reaching out for help

and the heteroseksual chihuahua.


Poor outsiders...

KAP BAMBINO & 1982

More on viceland

ENGAGING: STEP 1

On the Peta site you can vote for the world's sexiest vegetarian of 2009. Here's the list of celebs that don't eat dead bodies. And also my personal top 3 (myself not included)

If I was a meateater, I WOULD EAT:
1. Alicia

2. Angela Gossow

3. Chrissie Hynde


OTHER SEXY VEGI WOMEN

Abbie Cornish
Adele Bethel (Sons and Daughters)
Aimee Echo (TheSTART)
Aimee Teegarden
Aixa Vilar (Go Betty Go)
Alanis Morissette
Alexa Chung
Alison Goldfrapp
Alison Mosshart (The Kills)
Alyssa Milano
Amber Tamblyn
Ana Ortiz
Bryce Dallas Howard
Cara-Beth Burnside
Carolyn Murphy
Carrie Underwood
Charlotte Froom (The Like)
Chelsea Clinton
Christian Serratos
Elizabeth Berkley
Elizabeth Reaser
Ellen DeGeneres
Ember Swift
Emily Deschanel
Emmy Rossum
Erykah Badu
Fey
Fiona Apple
Ginnifer Goodwin
Greta Salpeter (The Hush Sound)
Hayden Panettiere
India.Arie
Jamie Pressnall (Tilly and the Wall)
Jen O'Brien
Joan Jett
Johanna Fateman (Le Tigre)
Josie Outlaw (The A.K.A.'s)
Joss Stone
Joy Bryant
Kaley Cuoco
Kathy Coppola (Circle Takes the Square)
Katie Nicholls (Forward Russia)
Kellie Pickler
Kelly Odgen (The Dollyrots)
Kianna Alarid (Tilly and the Wall)
Kristen Bell
Kristen Wiig
Kylie Bax
Lauren Bush
Lauren Laverne
Leona Lewis
Lisa Edelstein
Lucy Davis
Maggie Q
Mindy White (Lydia)
Mira Aroyo (Ladytron)
Missy Higgins
Missy Suicide
Monica Potter
Natalie Portman
Nellie McKay
Olivia Wilde
Pamela Anderson
Persia White
Petra Nemcova
Pixie Geldof
Portia de Rossi
Princess Superstar
Rachael Leigh Cook
Rachel Miner
Rachel Rosen (Most Precious Blood)
Radha Mitchell
Sarah Bacon (The Rocks)
Sarah Jones (New Young Pony Club)
Sarah Williams (The Research)
Shalom Harlow
Shania Twain
Shanna Moakler
Shannon Elizabeth
Sophie Monk
Stella McCartney
Summer Phoenix
Tahita Bulmer (New Young Pony Club)
Taryn Terrell (WWE Diva Tiffany)
Tennessee Thomas (The Like)
Thora Birch
Tina Trachtenburg (Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players)
Z Berg (The Like)

If I was a maneater, I would eat

1.Cedric Bixler-Zavala

2.Prince

3.Kevin Bacon (what's in a name? nothing!)


OTHER HOT VEGI MEN

Aaron Behnke
Aaron Dalbec (Bane)
Adam Carson (AFI)
Adam Fisher (Fear Before the March of Flames)
Adam McGrath (Cave In)
Adam Russell (Story of the Year)
Alan Donohoe (The Rakes)
Alex Suarez (Cobra Starship)
Alexander Greenwald (Phantom Planet)
Alexis Desolneux
André 3000
Andrew Reynolds
Andy Hurley (Fall Out Boy)
Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Anthony Pizzarelli (First Blood)
Ari Katz (Lifetime)
Arif Mirabdolbaghi (Protest The Hero)
Armand Majidi (Sick of It All)
Barney Greenway (Napalm Death)
Ben Bridwell (Band of Horses)
Ben Kenney (Incubus)
Ben Lee
Bernard Butler
Billy Hamilton (Silverstein)
Billy Martin (Good Charlotte)
Black Thought (The Roots)
Bob Burnquist
Bobby Alt (Street Drum Corps/S.T.U.N.)
Brad Staba
Brandon Barnes (Rise Against)
Brennan Chaulk (Haste the Day)
Brian Anderson
Brian Bell (Weezer)
Brian Conley
Brian Fair (Shadows Fall)
Brian Tunney
Bulldog (Earth Crisis/Path of Resistance)
Calum Gunn (Dananananaykroyd)
Cappadonna
Carl Dalemo (Razorlight)
Carl Schwartz (First Blood)
Casey Affleck
Casey Prestwood (Only Children)
Charlie Thomas
Chicken (Western Addiction)
Chris #2 (Anti-Flag)
Chris Adler (Lamb of God)
Chris Brandt (Halifax)
Chris Geddes (Belle and Sebastian)
Chris Gray (The Black Maria)
Chris Hannah (Propagandhi)
Chris Head (Anti-Flag)
Chris Lambert
Chris McLane (Stretch Arm Strong)
Chris Walla (Death Cab for Cutie)
Christian McAlhaney (Anberlin)
Christofer Drew (Never Shout Never)
Cillian Murphy
Cody Josephson (1997)
Colin Frangicetto (Circa Survive)
Colin Kercz (Most Precious Blood)
Conan Hayes
Connor Lovat-Fraser (Boys Night Out)
Dajon Everett (Gomez)
Damian Marley
Dan Briggs (Between the Buried and Me)
Dan Torelli (Madina Lake)
Dan Yemin (Paint It Black/Lifetime)
Dane Beardsley
Daniel Johns (Silverchair)
Danny Garcia
Danny Pupplo (Endwell)
Dave Hause (The Loved Ones)
Dave Melillo (Cute Is What We Aim For)
Davey Havok (AFI/Blaqk Audio)
David "Jaff" Craig (Futureheads)
David Guillas (Propagandhi)
David Marion (Fear Before the March of Flames)
David Roy (Dananananaykroyd)
David Sease (Stretch Arm Strong)
Denison Witmer
Dennis Lyxzen (The (International) Noise Conspiracy)
Dennis Merrick (Earth Crisis/Path of Resistance/Freya)
Derek Grant (Alkaline Trio)
Derrick Green (Sepultura)
Doug Martsch (Built to Spill)
Doug Robinson (The Sleeping)
Drew Speziale (Circle Takes the Square)
Dustie Waring (Between the Buried and Me)
Ed Templeton
Erick Edwards (Earth Crisis/Freya/Path of Resistance)
Erik Ohlsson (Millencolin)
Erol Alkan
Forrest Kirby
Forrest Kline (hellogoodbye)
Frank Iero (My Chemical Romance)
Fred Mascherino (The Color Fred)
Frederik Kalbermatten
Fredrik Larzon (Millencolin)
Gabe Saporta (Cobra Starship)
Gareth (Los Campesinos!)
Geezer Butler (Black Sabbath/Heaven and Hell)
Geoff Rickly (Thursday)
Geoff Rowley
Georges Laraque (Montreal Canadiens)
Gordy Foreman (Frenzal Rhomb)
Greg Attonito (The Bouncing Souls)
Greg Cipes
Greg Wood
GZA (The Wu-Tang Clan)
Hrishikesh Hirway (The One AM Radio)
Hunter Burgan (AFI)
Iain Mahanty (Kids In Glass Houses)
Ian MacKaye (Fugazi)
Ian McKellen
Ian Parton (The Go! Team)
Igor Volk (New Young Pony Club)
J.D. Fortune
Jack Dangers (Meat Beat Manifesto)
Jacob Bannon (Converge)
Jade Puget (AFI/Blaqk Audio)
James Taylor (The Rocks)
Jamie Hince (The Kills)
Jamie Hornsmith (The Rakes)
Jamie Lynn
Jan Jamte (Khoma)
Jared Leto (30 Seconds to Mars)
Jason Myers (Icarus Witch)
Jason Schwartzman
Jason Trachtenburg (Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players)
Jason Whalley (Frenzal Rhomb)
Jasten King (Nancy FullForce)
Jeph Howard (The Used)
Jereme Rogers
Jeremy Hiebert (Comeback Kid)
Jerry Stackhouse (Dallas Mavericks)
Jeru the Damaja
Jesse Malin
Joaquin Phoenix
Joe Principe (Rise Against)
Johannes Persson (Cult of Luna)
John Campbell (Lamb of God)
John Darnielle (The Mountain Goats)
John Feldmann (Goldfinger)
Jon Josef (Cro-Mags)
John Norris
John Salley
Johnny Whitney (Jaguar Love)
Jonah Matranga
Jonathan Safran Foer
Jord Samolesky (Propagandhi)
Josh Bradford (Silverstein)
Josh Elmore (Cattle Decapitation)
Josh Lyford (Four Year Strong)
Justin Brannan (Most Precious Blood)
Justin Bua
Justin Pearson (The Locust)
Justin Perry (The A.K.A.'s)
Justin Sane (Anti-Flag)
Justin Theroux
Kapil Trivedi (Mystery Jets)
Karl Buechner (Earth Crisis/Freya/Path of Resistance)
Keith Murray (We Are Scientists)
Kenny Bridges (moneen)
Kevin Thomas (1997)
KRS-One
Kurt Ballou (Converge)
Laban Pheidias
Liam Wilson (The Dillinger Escape Plan)
Lindsay "The Doctor" McDougall (Frenzal Rhomb)
LMNO (Visionaries)
Luke Hoskin (Protest The Hero)
M-1 (Dead Prez)
Mac Danzig
Mark Ruffalo
Marty Larson-Xu (Rock 'n' Roll Soldiers)
Masta Killa (The Wu-Tang Clan)
Mathias Färm (Millencolin)
Matt Embree (RX Bandits)
Matt Field
Matt Kean (Bring Me the Horizon)
Matt Miller (Most Precious Blood)
Matt Nicholls (Bring Me the Horizon)
Matt Skiba (Alkaline Trio)
Matthew Friedberger (The Fiery Furnaces)
Mean Pete Kowalsky (Remembering Never)
Michael Camino (The A.K.A.'s)
Michael Franti
Michael Guy Chislett (The Academy Is...)
Michael Madruga (Fear Before the March of Flames)
Michael Stipe (R.E.M.)
Mickey Madden (Maroon 5)
Mike D'Antonio (Killswitch Engage)
Mike De Eyre (The Black Maria)
Mike Manzoori
Mike Ski (The A.K.A.'s)
Mike Sneeringer (The Loved Ones)
Mikey Russell (Wax on Radio)
Milo Ventimiglia
Moby
Moe Carlson (Protest The Hero)
Morrissey
Mos Def
Moses Itkonen
Neil Boshart (Silverstein)
Nick Baines (Kaiser Chiefs)
Nick Zinner (Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
Nicolas Müller
Nikola Sarcevic (Millencolin)
Noah Harmon (The Airborne Toxic Event)
Noah Wyle
Oliver Sykes (Bring Me the Horizon)
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez (The Mars Volta)
Owain Yeoman
Owen Holmes (Black Kids)
Pat Thetic (Anti-Flag)
Patrick Carney (The Black Keys)
Paul Koehler (Silverstein)
Paul Mazurkiewicz (Cannibal Corpse)
Paul McCartney
Paul Rimmer
Paul Waggoner (Between the Buried and Me)
Peter Tiedeken (The Robocop Kraus)
Pierre de Reeder (Rilo Kiley)
Porcell (Judge/Youth of Today/Project X)
Prince Fielder (Milwaukee Brewers)
Prodigy (Mobb Deep)
Raja Bell (Charlotte Bobcats)
Ray Cappo (Youth of Today/Shelter)
Richard Hughes (Keane)
Rick Rubin
Ricky Williams (Miami Dolphins)
Rivers Cuomo
Rob Fusco (Most Precious Blood)
Rob Zombie
Rody Walker (Protest The Hero)
Ross Millard (Futureheads)
Roy Stride (Scouting For Girls)
Ruben Studdard
Russ Rankin (Only Crime)
Russell Brand
Russell Lissack (Bloc Party)
Russell Simmons
Ryan Hunter (Envy on the Coast)
RZA
Sage Francis
Salim Stoudamire (Atlanta Hawks)
Sandy Carson
Saul Williams
Scott Bourne
Scott Crouse (Earth Crisis/Path of Resistance)
Scott Schoenbeck (Dashboard Confessional)
Sean Burns
Sean Murphy (Endwell)
Sergei Trudnowski
Serj Tankian
Shane Told (Silverstein)
Shawn Harris (The Matches)
Simon Rix (Kaiser Chiefs)
Stephen Dewaele (Soulwax)
Steve Berra
Steve Jocz (Sum 41)
stic.man (Dead Prez)
Stuart Murdoch (Belle and Sebastian)
Taj Mihelich
Tajai (Hieroglyphics)
Ted Leo (The Pharmacists)
The Grouch (Living Legends)
Thom Yorke (Radiohead)
Thomas Barnett (Strike Anywhere)
Thomas Dekker
Tim Millar (Protest The Hero)
Tim Reece (The Album Leaf)
TJ Schneider
Tobey Maguire
Toby Morse (H2O)
Todd Kowalski (Propagandhi)
Todd Oldham
Tom Gabel (Against Me!)
Tom Higgenson (Plain White T's)
Tom Petta (Bigwig)
Tommy Rogers (Between the Buried and Me)
Travis Miguel (Atreyu)
Travis Ryan (Cattle Decapitation)
Troy Oftedal (Cattle Decapitation)
Tucker Rule (Thursday)
Tyler Lepore
Ville Valo (HIM)
Will Estes
Zach Blair (Rise Against)

Tyre meets Truck

Sofie and I went to the Bota to see Daan and Les Vedettes,
but first we did a great job parking the car into the tyre of a truck!



This is how SuperSofie lost the Super...



We were officially stuck, so we decided to go and have some fun with Les Vedettes









but first we went to see the new show of Daan





On our way home we dumped moumou's catshit in someone's letterbox....
more on this later on!

Vampire Candy (125M project)

We wanted to surprise/scare lES hERITIERS during their gig, so we all put in vampire teeth, but since they were made out of candy, I wasn't speedy enough to catch it on film (except for this one).



after-candy smoke



Sofie showing of her shoes



Vincent showing of his face



ioan goes into the crowd (showing of his hardcore roots)



Mela (back)biting Julie's ear (showing of her good side)



my moon, my man (showing of his yellow microphone tape)

Sleepyheads (125M project)

We did a short experimental movie with my siss in her teachers house while he was on holidays.
The last day we worked on untill 6am and felt like shit. I have proof.

snaps at Groezrock

Some images I almost forgot about, taken at Groezrock festival this year

















Doing the blair witch (soundtrack by NOFX). Again!

fatherfucker PEACHES!

EAT THIS!











The lady rocked!

Here are some titties

the making of...THE FETISH SHOOT for CODE MAG

For the fetish shoot we got a shag-hotel-room that was totally over the top! Imagine a heartshaped bed, a huge jacuzzi, free porn (we didn't watched bc working), view at the railway, and cheap sheets. But first we went at Jill's place to fit on some of the zillion outfits Valeria gathered.











before we take off Val demonstrates the new black (wearing a scrunchy as a hair ribbon!)



In the hotel I discover another room, that inspires me to make a bath-tub full of foam



Of course Val wants to touch it



After that we can't get enough of bath-related poses





And decide to drown the shoes in the jacuzzi...









...or electrocute them



anyway, the shoes can't complain!

the making of...POUPI WHOOPY MALE!

Yesterday, we did the first shoot for the very first Poupi Whoopy MALE issue!!! We planned on starting in May but only had one more day of access to the location, so we had to speed up! I shot my favorite deer, Jean Biche, in an empty church.














Jean knows how (being queen of the Diva's) so it was easy going and fun (echo belching on Jupiler). Sky and Janus (mum and dad of Poupi Whoopy) came over to Brussels (sadly Jilli couldn't make it!) and brought Lili to do the make up.





UP?



DOWN?



WHATEVER!

Drawing Dan

This week I bumped into this drawing Dan (from "the dø") made from my picture.
I feel like print and color.



They also used my pic as a poster for their new album, which they handed me over "officially" like a month ago while playing in Brussels.



We went for a drink at the hotel afterwards, and did some funny pics while saying goodbye.




The next day a Finish newspaper contacted me for presspictures, but they didn't like the poster-one because "you couldn't see the faces of Dan and Olivia". D'øh! They asked for some exclusive material, so I provided them with some snaps I did backstage. Hope you don't mind D and O? Anyway, the dø rrrrrocks!

yes we do

it's undeniably true!